Pig Iron returns to the Trocadero for their annual benefit cabaret and auction; this year's title: HAMS ACROSS AMERICA.  Think Bob Geldof's “Do They Know It's Christmas?”, only with a snaggle-toothed Quinn Bauriedel in place of Bono, and the glorious, hirsute Miss Martha Graham Cracker subbing for the blonde girl from Bananarama.