Brothers, sisters, friends: we've heard it foretold for so long, and now it's about to happen. The Mayans were only a few months off; the end is coming on January 27, 2012. At approximately 8 PM on that day, a small percentage of chosen elect - those who have lived lives of virtue (and purchased advance tickets) - will be raptured up into a world of sultry sounds and jaw-dropping talent.

Featuring
- Your host, QUINN “Nose-tradamus” BAURIEDEL
- Kiwi composer ROSIE LANGABEER and the 12th Night Gypsy Band
- Cosmic crooner JOHNNY SHOWCASE and his Lefty Lucy Cabaret
- Temple U's Ravishingly Rhythmic Step Team THE LADIES OF ELEGANCE
- Those Wizards of Wackadoo THE BERZERKER RESIDENTS
- Avenging Vocal Angel, AMY PICKARD
- The Crypto-Apocalypto-Dayglo Dancers of CLUB LYFESTILE
- That Glam-Goth-Goddess Herself CHARLEIGH PARKER
- Elegant gender miscreants, THE BEARDED LADIES

 and

that hairiest of all Signs of the Endtimes…
Miss MARTHA GRAHAM CRACKER 

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For the Love of Pig Iron: The Aporkalypse
Benefit Cabaret and Auction
January 27, 2012 - Doors & Auction 7 PM/Show 8 PM
The Trocadero, 10th and Arch Streets, Philadelphia
Ticket prices: $25 advance/$30 door/$75 VIP tickets/$600 tables for 6